Dongumkon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental hamster.

Dongumkon created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dongumkon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dongumkon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dongumkon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dongumkon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Dongumkon loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.