Honstraggup is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful badger.

Honstraggup created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Honstraggup, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Honstraggup, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Honstraggup's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Honstraggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing eight nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Always look after injured geese.