Tofhas is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain beaver.

Tofhas created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofhas, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tofhas, she will not care.

Tofhas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tofhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Tofhas.