Gigdabbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous chicken.

Gigdabbom created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdabbom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigdabbom, he will strike you with lightening.

Gigdabbom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gigdabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gigdabbom on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention hamsters.