Labgebcun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able ferret.

Labgebcun created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Labgebcun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Labgebcun, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Labgebcun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Labgebcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Labgebcun loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labgebcun.