Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm bear.

Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to cats while wearing hats.

2. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing yellow kilts.

3. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

4. Always obey Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt's priests.

5. You must love Citdavflig Fudbedtarlistquafbonkjopnutt.