Monmabfas is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical donkey.

Monmabfas created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monmabfas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Monmabfas, she will jump up and down on your head.

Monmabfas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Monmabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to pigs while wearing pink kilts.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.