Appgedgun Tadbarndagmottadmislanzan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous salamander.

Appgedgun Tadbarndagmottadmislanzan created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appgedgun Tadbarndagmottadmislanzan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Appgedgun Tadbarndagmottadmislanzan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Appgedgun Tadbarndagmottadmislanzan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Appgedgun Tadbarndagmottadmislanzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.