Jindusswikmit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful elephant.

Jindusswikmit created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindusswikmit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jindusswikmit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jindusswikmit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jindusswikmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the south.