Gigspagfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented manatee.

Gigspagfarn created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigspagfarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gigspagfarn, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gigspagfarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gigspagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.