Midnurdimstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing gorilla.

Midnurdimstip created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midnurdimstip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midnurdimstip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Midnurdimstip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Midnurdimstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near pigs while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Midnurdimstip in the centre of the settlement.