Fitfablarn is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy rat.

Fitfablarn created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfablarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitfablarn, she will ignore you.

Fitfablarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fitfablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never think about enzymes.