Karragleg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet penguin.

Karragleg created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Karragleg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Karragleg, he will turn you into a rock.

Karragleg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Karragleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near ants while wearing black skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your head.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.