Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered horse.

Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing pink coats.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Besspagnarzaktadyak Neggarmut in the centre of the settlement.