Jopbagboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent centaur.

Jopbagboss created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Jopbagboss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jopbagboss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jopbagboss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jopbagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.