Bossbudwit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, able lion.

Bossbudwit created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbudwit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossbudwit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bossbudwit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bossbudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bossbudwit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.