Yattbarnbotnelltal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust seal.

Yattbarnbotnelltal created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattbarnbotnelltal, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yattbarnbotnelltal, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yattbarnbotnelltal's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yattbarnbotnelltal's Holy Commandments

1. Yattbarnbotnelltal loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never run near frogs.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.