Limbegdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent raven.

Limbegdoss created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limbegdoss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Limbegdoss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Limbegdoss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Limbegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.