Watdubratjop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless whale.

Watdubratjop created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Watdubratjop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watdubratjop, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Watdubratjop's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Watdubratjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Always obey Watdubratjop's priests.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Watdubratjop loves cats, so they must be respected.