Vogmanvab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing badger.

Vogmanvab created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogmanvab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogmanvab, he will be very sad.

Vogmanvab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vogmanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing indigo coats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vogmanvab.

5. Hide if four turtles approach from the south.