Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able camel.

Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mutmidarfrankontapxemfig.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about comets.