Wigbudfem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving otter.

Wigbudfem created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wigbudfem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wigbudfem, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wigbudfem's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wigbudfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Hide from brown aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.