Wonpasbandogtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective octopus.

Wonpasbandogtaf created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonpasbandogtaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonpasbandogtaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wonpasbandogtaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wonpasbandogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.