Larggempon Fligkar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair turtle.

Larggempon Fligkar created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Larggempon Fligkar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larggempon Fligkar, it will turn you into a duck.

Larggempon Fligkar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larggempon Fligkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.