Ceddimtap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient dryad.

Ceddimtap created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddimtap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ceddimtap, it will strike you with lightening.

Ceddimtap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ceddimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Ceddimtap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt seals.