Tipbastran is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless
slug.
Tipbastran created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tipbastran, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tipbastran, she will turn you into a plant.
Tipbastran's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Tipbastran's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry nematodes.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always help rats in need.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.