Megjipcar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident crab.

Megjipcar created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megjipcar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megjipcar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Megjipcar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Megjipcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Megjipcar loves moths, so they must be honoured.
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