Rippomhin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous swallow.

Rippomhin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rippomhin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rippomhin, it will torture you forever.

Rippomhin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rippomhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away if three sharks approach from the west.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from fawn porpoises for they are unholy.