Honyokgan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident crow.

Honyokgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Honyokgan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Honyokgan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Honyokgan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Honyokgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.