Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving deer.

Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapnangepgettapgadcemqueeg.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.