Sagrigmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic grasshopper.

Sagrigmut created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrigmut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagrigmut, it will be very unhappy.

Sagrigmut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sagrigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.