Panbommis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, confident jackal.

Panbommis created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbommis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panbommis, it will destroy your favourite star.

Panbommis' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Panbommis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing black hats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

5. Always help sick capybaras.
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