Jamdimkar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient bat.

Jamdimkar created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamdimkar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jamdimkar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jamdimkar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jamdimkar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Never feed peanuts to pigs while wearing coats.

5. Never talk about fire.