Bimcemhiv is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty
wasp.
Bimcemhiv created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimcemhiv, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Bimcemhiv, she will come to you in dreams.
Bimcemhiv's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Bimcemhiv's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Bimcemhiv loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
4. Never hurt moths.
5. Never eat green fruit.