Tabdadgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omnipotent bee.

Tabdadgep created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabdadgep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabdadgep, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tabdadgep's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tabdadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not kill dogs.