Ligtargbag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak cobra.

Ligtargbag created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligtargbag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligtargbag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ligtargbag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ligtargbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine ants in a large pit.

2. Never wear purple rings.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Never think about moons.