Camdumbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective fairy.

Camdumbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camdumbeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Camdumbeg, it will turn you into a sheep.

Camdumbeg's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Camdumbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Hide if three porpoises approach from the west.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect your elders.
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