Camdumbeg is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective
fairy.
Camdumbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Camdumbeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Camdumbeg, it will turn you into a sheep.
Camdumbeg's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Camdumbeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
2. Hide if three porpoises approach from the west.
3. Always treat geese with great respect.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Respect your elders.