Stancib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish jaguar.

Stancib created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Stancib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stancib, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stancib's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Stancib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to birds while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed corn to shrews while wearing violet shoes.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.