Haphud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage frog.

Haphud created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Haphud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Haphud, it will send you a sign.

Haphud's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Haphud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Run away from brown ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Haphud's priests.

5. You must never eat apples.