Nurbafrak Tifstankad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fussy beaver.

Nurbafrak Tifstankad created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbafrak Tifstankad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurbafrak Tifstankad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nurbafrak Tifstankad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nurbafrak Tifstankad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.