Higcebtip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast swallow.

Higcebtip created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Higcebtip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higcebtip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Higcebtip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Higcebtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.