Damlatsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient fly.

Damlatsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Damlatsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Damlatsid, she will be very sad.

Damlatsid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Damlatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Pray towards the west.