Gigfittail is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, quiet dragon.

Gigfittail created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Gigfittail, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gigfittail, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gigfittail's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gigfittail's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed rice to squirrels while wearing black jumpers.

5. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing orange hats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your arms.