Queegmindob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sage gerbil.

Queegmindob created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegmindob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegmindob, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Queegmindob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Queegmindob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Run away if four whales approach from the north.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Queegmindob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.