Cissgubkam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered squid.

Cissgubkam created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgubkam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cissgubkam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cissgubkam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cissgubkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.