Latvegquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful wyvern.

Latvegquat created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Latvegquat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Latvegquat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Latvegquat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Latvegquat's Holy Commandments

1. Latvegquat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing brown boots.

5. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.