Genkemdav is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-assured seal.

Genkemdav created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genkemdav, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genkemdav, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Genkemdav's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Genkemdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest brown.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Genkemdav in the centre of the settlement.