Pogmetmil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, calm otter.

Pogmetmil created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Pogmetmil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogmetmil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pogmetmil's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pogmetmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.