Pangfemdog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable mink.

Pangfemdog created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Pangfemdog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangfemdog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pangfemdog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pangfemdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing brown corsets and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pangfemdog.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing magenta shoes and balancing nine lead spheres on your feet.