Sangedlin Xinditfet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered raven.

Sangedlin Xinditfet created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangedlin Xinditfet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sangedlin Xinditfet, she will turn you into a rat.

Sangedlin Xinditfet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sangedlin Xinditfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never paint your arms orange.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.